You Thinkin' For Me?

     For a lot of years a lot of feminists have been telling men that their idea of beauty was just all damn wrong. They have bitched that the cultural idea of beauty was based on male dominance and such nonsense, and that regular features were just too outre' to be believed in real life. And they always brought up the Barbie doll as an example of what men wanted and what women weren't.
     Well, to put a point on it, feminists are stupid, very stupid and foolish and destructive in this regard. Most of that crowd are overweight and/or lesbianish who would love nothing more to live in a crazy land of women and cats where men only appear to fix their roofs and plumbing.
      Mattel has recently released three new model Barbies. There is the regular Barbie that has been known for over fifty years, the tall Barbie, the short Barbie and the full figured Barbie. Some people have called the full-figured Barbie the Wal-Mart Barbie. Well, good for Mattel. This writer hopes that they make a lot of money, but he thinks that the full-figured Barbie will be the slowest seller.
     Now here's the deal. No man or boy that your faithful correspondent has known has ever said that his ideal woman was a Barbie woman. In fact, they hardly know Barbie. They do like seeing and or being with pretty or beautiful women with nice figures. But what they think beautiful and nice figured is subjective. They, do not think that Gravel Gertie is a beauty. They might like Gravel Gertie. They may love Gravel Gertie. They may marry Gravel Gertie and have a passel of Gravelettes. But they don't think that GG is a Miss Universe.
     And here comes the point, in short.  Who is it to tell you what you think is beautiful? No one has that right except you. If you think that Olivia Wilde or Catherine Zeta-Jones are great beauties, no one, feminist, or scholar of popular culture, has not right to tell you that those two women aren't beautiful to you and that Lena Dunham and Amy Shumer should be your beauties that person is an idiot and fascist.; There is a sense of aesthetics that goes on inside one's noggin that should be, and this writer means really SHOULD BE and WILL BE, that is one's own and not a potential victim of angry women who can't get a job because they majored womens' studies at the local UC instead of engineering, teaching or pottery.
     This writer knows what he thinks of as a beautiful woman and no amount of pounding upon him by a bunch of cat lovers and the media will make him change his mind.